She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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