But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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