IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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