What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I booty called her while she was in labor.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
How does one acquire holy water?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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