Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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