so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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