I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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