well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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