I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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