how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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