So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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