Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
