Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
then he tried to convert me to islam
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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