You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I want to fling myself into the sun
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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