THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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