Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
These tits shall not be calmed
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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