You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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