My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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