doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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