There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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