why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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