i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
a search helicopter?!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
