ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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