People with herpes should wear stickers.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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