these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just tell him i said nine months
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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