I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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