Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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