theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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