My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so that wasnt chicken after all
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I wish you could order shots online.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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