So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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