Nicole vs. Life
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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