She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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