i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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