Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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