Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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