Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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