Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
True but thats because hes a fetus.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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