So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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