Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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