I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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