We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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