Cold hands, warm shart.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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