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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.

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  that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.

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  Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?

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  The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull

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