Who did Billy Mays play for?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You can't just leave with hair like that
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?