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(914): View more from New York

so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water

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(914): so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water http://tfl.nu/wymr

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(843): View more from South Carolina

THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in

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Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.

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(843): THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in (843): Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine. http://tfl.nu/rmt2

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(708): View more from Illinois

Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.

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(708): Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick. http://tfl.nu/pzxf

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(802): View more from Vermont

You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?

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The one in Montpelier?

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yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.

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(802): You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns? (1-802): The one in Montpelier? (802): yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed. http://tfl.nu/hzcv

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(541): View more from Oregon

its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.

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(541): its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again. http://tfl.nu/0bz7

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.

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(412): im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems. http://tfl.nu/58jb

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..

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(603): ...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night.. http://tfl.nu/6ino

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(516): View more from New York

Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars

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(516): Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars http://tfl.nu/6xt5

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good

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(413): well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good http://tfl.nu/4dfc

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(716): View more from New York

So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.

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(716): So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building. http://tfl.nu/resy

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(770): View more from Georgia

He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out

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(770): He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out http://tfl.nu/ozsp

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(847): View more from Illinois

i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless

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(847): i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless http://tfl.nu/ycxo

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(865): View more from Tennessee

we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.

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(865): we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss. http://tfl.nu/qrai

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.

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(724): She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail. http://tfl.nu/o810

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were

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(919): Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were http://tfl.nu/t156

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