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• (559): View more from California

  my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I checked into jail on foursquare

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  sometimes you have to go after what you want

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  true. and i really want to cum

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (972): View more from Texas

  We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  sex in a tree stand. check.

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  you lucky bastard

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.

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