Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol