i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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