Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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