So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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