small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
