i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
