We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
