my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Did I show you my penis last night?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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