Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Randomize
