a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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