I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm too high and old for this...
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