apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
