What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.