just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!