I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.