we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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