The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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