I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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