You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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