i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Randomize
